Why won't God heal amputees?
Mary: "I believe in God. I've believed in him since I was 7"
You: "Yeah? I want to because there's reams of hot ass at Hillsong but he doesn't heal amputees"
You: "If he regenerated legs he'd get my vote."
Mary: "You're sick"
You: "Hey, I don't claim to be able to regenerate legs."
And so on.