Web standards - stay tuned

I'm going to post an email conversation from work about my company's latest attempts at making a fool of themselves by showing that they have no idea about web standards, and no idea about the web in general. This document slid on by past web developers, web producers (who were instrumental in writing it or at least reviewing it) and even past our esteemed senior system analysts (who have been mentioned before on this illustrious blog). Let me just state this: JSR has nothing to do with front end scripting standards. I know you want to know more - stay tuned - it'll probably not be worth it :P