Every "Christian" should read this...

Why won't God heal amputees?

Dinner conversation:

Mary: "I believe in God. I've believed in him since I was 7"

You: "Yeah? I want to because there's reams of hot ass at Hillsong but he doesn't heal amputees"

Mary: "Huh?"

You: "If he regenerated legs he'd get my vote."

Mary: "You're sick"

You: "Hey, I don't claim to be able to regenerate legs."

And so on.

Fucking ridiculous.